According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,
while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the
summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at
the beginning of winter, usually late November to
mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till
after they give birth in the spring. Therefore, according
to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer,
EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had
to be a girl. We should've known... ONLY women would
be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all
around the world in one night and not get lost....!
Merry Christmas to all my fellow Twisted brothera and sisters!!!
Each and every one of you put a smile on my face and make my
life just a little bit better Thank You all!!! ~ Joe ~

